The [resolution] that I make every year is not to be late to the airplane -  I’ve done those things where like the doors are closing, like it’s like Indiana Jones, like the rock is coming and I’m like, ‘No! Wait! Wait!’ My dad sat me down, my father’s a very smart man, he gives great advice and he said ‘I want to tell you something about your lateness’ and I was like ‘oh my god, a secret of the universe!’ and he was like ‘if you get to the plane on time, you won’t miss it’


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